I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM!

Hey Jesse Neo!

There's this retarded dude and one of my REALLY good friends thinks that I like him. I seriously don't, and every time I scream at her saying that I don't she says, "Sure... right..." What do I do?


Signed,
  -Rockerr

Dear Rockerr,

It seems that your friend is using you as a tease to make have fun... seriously people like this is just worthwhile to ignore. I have gone through this before and what I realized to work best is to pretend to be in love with someone else. It could be a celebrity or just a guy you saw in the coffee shop. When you see your friend, brag about how hot that guy is, how you want him, and yeah... soon enough the teasing problem would fade.

Just a reminder that it is never okay to start teasing her back about her being in love with another retarded dude... it will only make the problem much worst and might even end your friendship!

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Best regards,
  -Jesse Neo