DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOTH AND VAMPIRES

Hey Jesse Neo!

I've been around for a while and I can't figure out the difference between an American 'Goth' and a vampire. They both seem to be depressed all the time, complains about existence, refuses to obey common law, refuses to show respect to their betters, and pretend to drink blood (it's actually tomato juice, wine, or cranberry juice), and it's rather odd that people don't try to kill both of them.

So what's the difference?

Signed,
  -Veldas Koir

Dear Veldas Koir,

Well first of all Vampires does not exist. At least not the ?undead? type that drinks people's blood anyways. However Goth does exist. They are just a culture that people likes to stick to, such as Emo, Punk, Nerds, and so on.

So Goths are not something people are born as, but rather choose to be. This can however change as they get older.

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Best regards,
  -Jesse Neo