Random Events

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Something has happened!
	The Darkest Faerie appears to be deep in thought and doesn't notice you. You'd better run before she finds you and... well, you don't want to know what will happen.

Something has happened!
	You hear the cackling of a MAD PIRATE CAPTAIN.

Something has happened!
	The Black Pteri sits on a fence post howling doom and misery for all to hear...

Something has happened!
	It's raining... Mortogs? [Effect: Mortogs float down the page.]

Something has happened!
	The Golden Pteri flies overhead, but none of your Neopets are Pteris so he just flies away. [Occurs when you don't have a Pteri pet.]

Something has happened!
	A robot flies past you on fire! Help! Help! Dr. Sloth is after me!

Something has happened!
	A slimy scamander slithers over this page and hisses at you!

Something has happened!
	The Swamp Ghoul says 'I will eat your Neopets for breakfast...'

Something has happened!
	The Swamp Ghoul says 'You're never safe... not from the Swamp Ghoul!'

Something has happened!
	All your Neopoints have been stolen, and all your items, and all your pets are sick, and your stocks have ... oh wait, it was just a horrible, horrible dream.

Something has happened!
	An ominous looking Red Pteri flies by. "I hope you didn't want to actually do anything on the site today." *BRAAWWKK*

Something has happened!
	The Lava Ghoul floats on this page and looks at you menacingly! I think you were lucky this time...

Something has happened!
	You feel really dizzy... and faint. When you come back 'round to consciousness, you are... Uggh! What's that smell? [Effect: Takes you to the Rubbish Dump.]

Something has happened!
	Motes of light surround you. You have been summoned to FAERIELAND by Queen Fyora. [Effect: Automatically taken to Faerieland.]

Something has happened!
	An ugly bug sits here eating a Scabu. He says 'Im going to eat all your Neopets food when you arent looking!!!'

Something has happened!
	Vira laughs maniacally at you... 'Fancy a fight in the Battledome?'

Something has happened!
	An Earthquake! Quick! Hide under your Desk! (You do have one in your NeoHome, don't you?) [Effect: Your browser shakes like mad!]

Something has happened!
	A Blue Shoyru zooms down from the sky and whizzes past your head.

Something has happened!
	Sssidney whispersss 'Sssoo... have you been to the Deserted Fairground lately???'

Something has happened!
	GRUNDO MUST EAT NEOPETS!!! GRUNDO FETCH NEOPETS FOR MASTER!

Something has happened!
	The Monocerous growls 'Over the last month I have eaten XX Wockys'

Something has happened!
	Your Neopets stomach is rumbling.... I think they would like a FOOD ITEM! You better buy one for them :)

Something has happened!
	The Monocerous roars 'Once I ate 16 Jub Jubs in a week!'

Something has happened!
	Boochi fires his ray gun at PETNAME, but thankfully he misses!

Something has happened!
	A Ghost comes out of the ground and stares evilly at you...

Something has happened!
	A Ghost comes out of the ground and says 'BOO'

Something has happened!
	You hear mysterious chanting coming from far away!

Something has happened!
	Brrrrrr, it's cold in here!

Something has happened!
	Nigel the Stockbroker Chia says 'Have you considered investing in RANDOM STOCK (STOCK'S COMPANY)??'

Something has happened!
	A huge spider crawls all over the page...

Something has happened!
	A huge spider spins her web on this page...

Something has happened!
	The Mark of Ta-Kutep burns into this page. You flee in fear! [Effect: You are automatically pushed back a page.]

Something has happened!
	Jhudora appears in a flash of purple and green smoke and says, "Have you completed one of my quests, today?"

Something has happened!
	The Ghost Lupe growls 'Did you know that Mystery Island is haunted?'

Something has happened!
	The Ghost Lupe growls 'BEWARE!!!'

Something has happened!
	The Ghost Lupe growls 'If you have a Chia, Ill be your best friend... they are so tasty'

Something has happened!
	The Ghost Lupe growls 'Begone! Leave this page!'

Something has happened!
	The Ghost Lupe growls 'Oh an Aisha... that would be great for a mid morning snack'

Something has happened!
	The Ghost Lupe growls 'My what tasty Neopets you have!'

Something has happened!
	The Ghost Lupe growls 'Its rumoured that neopets that go to Mystery Island never return!!'

Something has happened!
	The Ghost Lupe growls 'Dont go to the Mystery Island!!!'

Pointless Events - Your Pet

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	PETNAME says 'I just wanted to say that you are the coolest owner!'

Something has happened!
	PETNAME says '*sigh* I want to play Meerca Chase!'

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	PETNAME says 'Im scared, there are so many horrible monsters out there'

Something has happened!
	PETNAME says 'Im starving :('

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	PETNAME says 'I want some more faeries! Find me some!'

Something has happened!
	PETNAME says 'Ice Cream! Buy me some Ice Cream!'

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	PETNAME says 'Protect me from the evil Swamp Ghoul, please!'

Something has happened!
	PETNAME says 'You havent been working on my homepage enough!'

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	PETNAME says 'You dont play with me enough :('

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	PETNAME says 'You're the best :)'

Something has happened!
	PETNAME says 'Im so happy that you are my owner!'

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	PETNAME says 'Mmmmmm I love Neopoints, I want to be the richest pet in Neopia!'

Something has happened!
	PETNAME says 'Can we play hide and seek?!'

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	PETNAME says 'I think its time you fed me!!!'

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	PETNAME says 'You will buy me lots of presents from the Grooming Parlour wont you?'

Pointless Events - Pets Walking By

Something has happened!
	A dragon flies past overhead, he is headed to the Mystery Island.

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	A red poogle hops past and says 'Hi!'

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	A green scorchio flies past and says 'Hope you are having fun!'

Something has happened!
	A blumaroo bounces past and says 'Never ever give out your password!'

Something has happened!
	A pink poogle hops past and says 'Hi!'

Pointless Events - Visits From Adee

Something has happened!
	Adee the Chia says 'Did you know you can send postcards to friends?? Check them out by clicking here'

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	Adee the Chia says 'Have you seen the cool World Events??'

Something has happened!
	Adee the Chia says 'You can now get a NeoBadge for your web site!'

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	Adee the Chia says 'Did you know you can send neopets to friends?? Fill in a simple form here...

Something has happened!
	We were going to give you the Collectable Card 'CARD', but it looks like you already have that card in your NeoDeck!

Something has happened!
	Oh no! We were about to add the Collectable Card 'CARD' to your NeoDeck, but you don't have enough room!

Something has happened!
	You might have found a shiny new Collectable Card... if only you had a Neodeck. :(

Something has happened!
	The Grundo Leader attacks!!! He steals 'ITEM'

Something has happened!
	The pant devil attacks!!! He steals 'item'

Something has happened!
	Meuka slimes up and eats your 'item', but the good news is that he left you a lovely lump of Snot!

Something has happened!
	What was that sound? Your ITEM is nowhere to be seen! Who could have taken it?

Something has happened!
	SLOTH FIRES HIS RAY GUN AT YOU!!! Your ITEM is turned into a mound of sludge!

Bad Events - Your Pet

Something has happened!
	Pet name doesn't look very happy. In fact, (s)he looks downright Blue. Maybe a toy would help.

Something has happened!
	Hubrid Nox stares at you, and his eyes glow. All your Neopets have come down with a bad case of DISEASE'!!!

Something has happened!
	Pet name has suddenly come down with a bad case of 'disease'!!!

Something has happened!
	Count Von Roo appears in a puff of smoke and bites petname on the neck! Ouch! [Effect: Lose HP]

Something has happened!
	petname says: It's been so long since I read book name I totally forgot what happens at the end. Can I read it again? [Effect: Your pet must re-read the book.]

Bad Events - Neopoints

Something has happened!
	The Bug Brothers jump up and steal XX Neopoints!!

Something has happened!
	Oh look, a delicious biscuit is on the floor. You bend down to pick it up, and spin around - somebody has stolen XXX NP from you while you were distracted!

Something has happened!
	A Ghost takes 80 Neopoints from you and puts it on the money tree!

Something has happened!
	A Ghost takes 150 Neopoints from you and puts it on the money tree!

Something has happened!
	A Ghost cackles insanely and steals 40 Neopoints from you...

Something has happened!
	Ghost grins evilly and steals 80 Neopoints from you...

Something has happened!
	A Ghost takes 100 Neopoints from you and puts it on the money tree!

Something has happened!
	A Ghost takes 27 Neopoints from you and puts it on the money tree!

Something has happened!
	The incessant mewing of a Mutant Kadoatie drives you completely mad, and you give its owner 5,000 Neopoints to take it away!

Something has happened!
	Not been paying your bills eh? The Tax Beast arrives and takes 10% of your Neopoints away!

Something has happened!
	Not been paying your bills, eh? The ANGRY Tax Beast arrives and takes 25% of your Neopoints away... because he is ANGRY.

Something has happened!
	Icy Skeletons surround you and steal XXX Neopoints!

Something has happened!
	Uh oh! Some mean-looking bullies approach you, hold you upside-down, and steal the XXX NP that falls out of your pockets!

Something has happened!
	King Skarl appears and orders his guards to collect XXX Neopoints from you. Who knew there was such a thing as Marrow Tax?

Something has happened!
	Dr. Sloth has his "associates" take 20% of your Neopoints away to support his next Neopian invasion effort.

Bad Events - Other

Something has happened!
	The Golden Pteri flies overhead, but none of your Neopets are Pteris so he just flies away.

Something has happened!
	Illusen appears in a puff of smoke and says 'Oh, I was going to give you some money, but you have too much!'

Something has happened!
	You find a piece of the Secret Petpet Laboratory Map!

Something has happened!
	Oh look. Jhudora appears and hands you a gift. Wait... Jhudora!? A gift?! Umm... are you sure you should have taken it? [Effect: You get an item with 'poison' in its name.]

Something has happened!
	Ah, you're a Maraquan soldier aren't you? Great. I was told to give this to you. Please go give it to our friends at the Support Center. They'll know what to do with it.

Something has happened!
	Yarr! It's the swabby. Here, have this token-ma-jig. I bet it'd fetch ya a nice reward from that Scalawag at the Support Center. *shifty eyes*

Something has happened!
	A Large Slice of Neopets 5th Birthday Cake suddenly falls from the sky and lands in your lap. Hope you like frosting!

Something has happened!
	A Small Slice of Neopets 5th Birthday Cake suddenly falls from the sky and lands in your lap. Lucky you!

Something has happened!
	A Neopets 5th Birthday Goodie Bag suddenly falls from the sky and lands in your lap. You should see what's inside!

Something has happened!
	Peophey appears and gives you a random crystal!

Something has happened!
	Ohhh how cute. It seems Petpet Name has got a petpetpet in its mouth. Have you been feeding it lately?

Something has happened!
	Asper Gen appears and gives you a random dart!

Something has happened!
	Commando Jub appears and gives you a random arrow!

Something has happened!
	You happen upon a traveling library and are given a free copy of book name!

Something has happened!
	Dr. Sloth appears and hands you a SPECIES Transmogrification Potion!!!

Something has happened!
	An Alien Aisha gives you a NAME OF NERKMID!!!

Something has happened!
	You find a random food on the floor!

Something has happened!
	You find a mystical codestone on the floor!

Something has happened!
	An Old Wizard appears and gives you a Fire Potion!

Something has happened!
	An Old Wizard appears and gives you a Earth Potion!

Something has happened!
	A mysterious man gives you a lottery ticket. Why not click here to play!

Something has happened!
	Your pet has found a captured faerie!!!

Something has happened!
	Jacko the Phantom Painter gives you a NAME OF Paint Brush!!!

Something has happened!
	A beautiful Fire Faerie floats down and gives you a NAME OF Paint Brush!!!

Something has happened!
	You find a piece of the secret laboratory map!

Something has happened!
	An old sea captain gives you a piece of a treasure map! Keep hold of it, its very valuable!

Something has happened!
	A passing zombie groans, and hands you a piece of a long lost treasure map!!!

Something has happened!
	Wow! The Collectable Card 'CARD' has magically found its way into your NeoDeck!

Something has happened!
	A Scorchio in a pointy, purple hat hands you a Trading Card and says, "This will be a nice addition to your album! ARRRR!"

Something has happened!
	A Ghostkerchief goes up to petname and gives them a big hug. Looks like you have found a new friend! [Effect: You now have a Ghostkerchief petpet.]

Something has happened!
	A passing Chia hands you a name of cracker and says 'Happy Christmas'!!!

Something has happened!
	Oh look, a delicious biscuit is on the floor. You bend down to pick it up, and spin around - somebody has stolen XXX NP from you while you were distracted! [Note: The biscuit is usually worth more than what was stolen.]

Something has happened!
	Lupurus appears and gives you a random Luperus item!

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	Sir Cheekalot appears and gives you a Sir Cheekalot Training Shield!

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	The Easter Cybunny gives you an Easter Negg!! Cool!

Good Events - Your Pet

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	The Ghost Lupe growls and suddenly all your Neopets are healed back to max hit points!

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	Pet name has suddenly gained a level!!!

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	Pet name has got stronger!!!

Something has happened!
	Oh no! Boochi fires his ray gun and turns pet name into a Baby SPECIES!

Something has happened!
	A torrent of multi-coloured water falls from the sky and DRENCHES petname!!! You hear evil cackling from the sky... [Effect: Changes your pet a random color.]

Something has happened!
	Oh no! Where on earth is petname, you cant find him anywhere!!! Where on Neopia could he be? [Effect: Changes your pet invisible.]

Good Events - Neopoints

Something has happened!
	Congratulations, your username, you just found 10 Neopoints on the floor!

Something has happened!
	Some messy person has spilled 10 Neopoints on the floor on this page. You hastily pick them up!

Something has happened!
	Congratulations, your username, you just found 20 Neopoints on the floor!

Something has happened!
	Congratulations, your username, you just found 50 Neopoints on the floor!

Something has happened!
	Congratulations, your username, you just found 100 Neopoints on the floor!

Something has happened!
	Congratulations, your username, you just found 200 Neopoints on the floor!

Something has happened!
	Congratulations, your username, you just found 500 Neopoints on the floor!!!

Something has happened!
	Congratulations, your username, you just found 750 Neopoints on the floor!!!

Something has happened!
	Congratulations, your username, you just found 1000 Neopoints on the floor!!!

Something has happened!
	Congratulations, your username, you just found 5000 Neopoints on the floor!!!

Something has happened!
	For a lost tooth, the tooth faerie gives you X Neopoints!!!

Something has happened!
	Illusen appears in a puff of smoke and says 'I had some spare Neopoints lying around, so I thought you may like to have them!'

Something has happened!
	The Golden Pteri flies overhead and suddenly its raining Neopoints! X NP to be exact! He must like you.

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	Congratulations, username, you found the Secret Mystery Island Treasure of XXX Neopoints!!!!!!!

Good Events - Other

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	Since you have been so nice, you may now play game name three more times today! Hoorah!

Something has happened!
	Your shop has suddenly increased in size! Wonder how that happened.

Something has happened!
	The tooth faerie arrives for your lost tooth, and gives you an avatar in return!

Something has happened!
	Dr. Sloth has deemed you worthy of using his image on the NeoBoards!